How exposed is your data? Find out, then fix it.
You're fully exposed. Uncheck items as you fix them.
This is a privacy audit disguised as satire.
Every item below represents a real way your data is being harvested, sold, or exploited. They all start checked — because you're probably already exposed.
Uncheck each item as you fix it. Watch your Exposure Score drop. Each entry has both the satirical "opt-in" version (to show you how absurd it is) and the real opt-out steps to actually protect yourself.
Inspired by Yael Grauer's Big-Ass Data Broker Opt-Out List. Satire is the hook. The opt-out steps are real.